HEY so I'm gonna get a new game plan... flirt as much as my heart desires! I mean, I'm only 14 right? I have all my life left for a real relationship, so why not take my chances at screwing things up now? There's this really hot guy in my biology class who sits in front of me, but one time my friend and I were talking about him and she pointed out the fact that he looks like a male version of Correy from that MTV show paris' new BFF... which is shockingly true now that I think about it.... and so whenever I look at him I can only think of that. haha, it's funny though because Correy makes a damn fine lookin guy. And then there's more complicated, man-whore flirting who used to be my friend's boyfriend a long time ago kindof of flirting... but he is really really really ( i mean REALLY) cute and charming and... urrrg such a slutmonster of a guy.
I need to expand my horizons more, right? I need to know what kind of guy I'm looking for and find him, facebook stalk him, and flirt with all of the Seventeen magazine tips I can find.
By the way... RIP relationships Josh + Emily (now English will be super awkward since I sit between them...), Nicole + what's his face who plays the ukelele (he dumped her in a LUNCH LINE, that bastard of a ukelele playing freak), Jenny + Edward, and Jay + Merce (she was just using you Jay, don't feel bad)
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